Devendra Banhart

If you didn't already know, Davandra Banhart is a pretty cool cat! Just check out this gorgeous video starring "Tall Dark and Weird" himself and the ever exquisite Natalie Portman!

He is my Hare Krishna

Siren

Treat me like your mother

According to my badassery: wanting to kick the crap out of the man I used to doink and the snake-haired, blemished and queen of evil Team Models lady, I thought this insanely wicked Dead Weather video would be appropriate!
Short film "Treat Me Like Your Mother" for The Dead Weather directed by Jonathan Glazer.

Now I'm off to make the middle ages, Plato and Aristotle my bitches and cram some of their philosophy into a three page paper par excellence.

Hare Krishna

Siren

Emotional stability

As I wrote in an earlier posty-wost, a lovely and handsome photographer made my day by telling me I should be a model. And as I have a students predictable money problems and apparently a face that no one wants to hire for a "regular" job, I thought: why not try this modelling thing, maybe I can make some extra money being the before girl or that weird one in the background. It would definitely rub the belly of my narcissistic exhibitionism! Or so I thought...

I read up on what Team Models wanted from an applicant and naively took a picture of my weird, but bonestructurally decent face, with a crooked smile and very little make-up bestowed upon it; a full length picture of myself in a tight dress and high heels was obligatory so I obliged. It was unquestionable amateur, but they said that's what they wanted. My waist looked tiny, my legs superfluously long and my eyes with almost equally open lids. What more can they ask for?

Sadly this was the reply I got:

Hei Siren.

Takk for din henvendelse til oss.

Det er nok i seneste laget å prøve seg som modell når man har blitt 22 år. De aller fleste modellene starter når de er

15/16 år , og er ganske proffe når de har nådd din alder. Det blri vanskelig å konkurrere med......

Vi har også sett på bildene dine, og må dessverre beklage, men du er ikke rett type for oss.

mvh

Eivor

(AND here is the Google Translate version of this unfortunate kick in the pants... To make it less depressing!)

Hey Siren.
Thank you for your inquiry to us.
It is NOK in the latest team to try out as a model when one has been 22 years. Most models start when they are
15/16 years, and is very professional when they have reached your age. It blri difficult to compete with ......
We have also looked at your pictures, and must, unfortunately, sorry, but you are not the right type for us.

mvh
Eivor

Needless to say Eivor is a shit. Is there anything worse than ...... in an e-mail like this? Like I'm this ridiculous obece 75year old transvestite with a gland problem. I know I'm reading to much into this, but I feel as though he's mocking me like one would mock an Idol/Fear Factor contestant with the look of the Elephant Man and the voice of, well... me! Telling me I'm to old wasn't enough for him; he really needed to tell me that my look and pictures where crap as well.

The annoying thing is that I really wasn't bothered with the prospects of work or success in modelling. It is not my profession of choice, but now that this ass-faced douche told me I wasn't young and model-ly enough, I suddenly want to be a model! I want to succeed against the odds and prove this semi-anonymous man wrong..(?!)

My brainbox must have short-circuited somewhere along the way. Welly-welly-well, professional help is being sought!

And just to put the diarrhoea-cherry on top of this shit-sundae; I have inexplicably lost my doink-buddy without explanation and the second I this dawned upon me I realized how much I want him whom I can't have. It's ridiculaaaaaaaas!

Hare Krishna

Siren


(Russell Brand eye-candy because I'm sad)

Shadows

From the album "The Bird Of Music". I'm utterly in love with these lovely ladies and they're out with a new video these days. I thought that might be worth rolling my sore, depressed and delicate Sunday night body out of bed for!

Premiere of Au Revoir Simones new video HERE. Thank you David Lynch Foundation Television!

"I LOVE AU REVOIR SIMONE ..... THESE GIRLS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ..... MUSIC JUST FLOWS OUT OF THEM SO NATURALLY - AND IT'S GREAT MUSIC ...... THIS VIDEO FOR "SHADOWS" - FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "STILL NIGHT, STILL LIGHT" IS MIGHTY - THE COLOR AND THE LIGHT ARE STELLAR - THE MOVES AND LOOKS - MINIMAL - CLEAN - MODERN AND SOLID ..... IT ALL COMES ALONG SO WELL SUPPORTING THE GIRLS AND THEIR MUSIC ..... ANNIE, ERIKA AND HEATHER HAVE GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER - THEY'RE BIG - BUT THEY'RE GONNA BE BIGGER - THEY'RE GONNA BE REAL BIG"

- DAVID LYNCH

There he is, with a chicken!

Hare Krishna

Siren

Aggy-Waggy

Agyness Deyn with dark hair and the money to look fashionably grunge... Bitter? Yes, but mostly jealous... She always looks immaculate!

ERIN WASSON x RVCA Spring 2010 runway show, Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

People keep saying she blatantly copied some other designer, but if she did it she did it well!

That better be fake

Vogue Paris October 2009

I'm a bit preoccupied and therefore I have to post these less than interesting posts of random Kate Moss'ness. Of course my inner hipster love them, but I'll get back on the vernacular-ious writing of the past!

Hare Krishna

I found someone with smaller boobs than me!

Small-boobied-McModel!

I shall sleep like a baby tonight when I finally have seen prof that I am not the only one inflicted with the tube-top repellent non-boob!

Sleep tight my lovers

Siren

Villainy Wears Many Masks

I'll Let Tim Burton speak for himself with these incredible images for Harpers Bazar October 2009. If it was certain I would be dressed in these kinds of creations and be a part of recreating Burtons universe in image form I would gladly snort all the cocaine in Lily Allens handbag AND live the rest of my life gathering nourishment from a diet of coffee, air and cigarettes; as this is what my bruised brainbox expects of models!

Aah, preconceptions!

Hare krishna

Siren

Saturday night

Unsettling woman who ran up to me screaming and embracing me just to take off without a word..

(Unflattering angle? That's what you get for using someone else's camera when they're not there donkey-face!)

Documented night of surreal hi-jinx and jubilance at "Gangfest" and "Jentevors"!

Hare Krishna

It's not easy being green!

If there is a day for green it is the universal feel-like-Frankensteins-monster day, it is Sunday; therefore I find these images both appropriate and aesthetically wicked and I must share them with you!

Iekeliene Stange by Viviane Sassen

Dazed & Confused

October 2009

(And yes, I am sitting here in my boy-pants heating cinnamon Gifles with last nights make-up still polluting my pores...)

Hare Krishna

I would wear this!

Cobrasnake

I wouldn't wear Alexa Chung... She might not be uncomfortable with that, but I would wear her bag!

I think I have a problem...

I have been forced to reorganize my attire, since (after living here about ten months) I went out and bought myself a ridiculous amount of sorely needed coat-hangers a few days ago. Because of that I have come to a realization: I have a problem...

We can start off in the excess, but not in mental illness, part of my clothing collection. As you can see I spent a lot of time and energy on finding the perfect clothes. The problem however, is that the perfect piece of clothing is an ever-changing idea; constantly changing behind my eye-balls. These divine ideas see no economy, Sundays, curriculum or appointments.

It leads to eight pairs of sunglasses, numerous bracelets, rings, vintage earrings, bandannas, scarves, necklaces, handbags and oddly intentional-looking piles of stuff on my bed (right).
And
last
but
not
least

It anguishes my core to write and therefore accept that this staircase of shoes is not even half the shoes I own... Hunger, poverty, violence, abuse and 23 pairs of shoes...

Hare Krishna

Siren