søndag 28. november 2010

Winter wonderland be damned

Winter wonderland Oslo may not be. The first snowstorm has made this vibrant city into a former Soviet republic in the late 80s and I don't care for it. I'm to thin for below zero temperatures and wind might easily knock me over.
Not to mention that since I'm no longer living in horrifying yet exquisite solitude, in a government owned silo, I now must overcome my hatred of other people and their habits and individual gross'ity.
As today when I, as the only un-hungover person (in the world probably), had to endure the smell of hungover men. I cannot elaborate on the unfathomable smell, because writing the words to describe it would make me vomit and reading them them would undoubtedly make you vomit especially in your, presumably, fragile state.
To escape the horrid smell of my disgusting roommates whom vomit in their rooms, climb in windows and bleed copiously while at it, I would have had to climb inside a large animal of some sort to keep warm.
Luckily I'll have to spend the next three-four days indoors in lukewarm libraries, if I can get up in the ungodly enough hour to get a seat at a Stalinesq desk and an uncomfortable and often broken chair in a leaky library called Sophus Bugge, writing to home-exams.
Ah, what doesn't one do for a completely useless Bachelors degree?
So, let it snow, let it snow, let it FUCKING snow!

Hare Krishna

Siren

søndag 10. oktober 2010

Apartement Family!








These are my family of lovely freaks in Toftes gate. They need no words!


Night Krishna

søndag 3. oktober 2010

Belle and Sebastian TV


(Via Poplogg)

I almost thought the world would end in a melted heap of floating ancient corpses in an endless sea of our own creation without more Belle & Sebastian, but thankfully they are back with this(as seen above):

This is the first in series of transmissions of varying sizes and shapes from Belle and Sebastian to mark the impending release of their eighth album, Belle and Sebastian Write About Love.

The first episode of Belle and Sebastian TV is a fully realized, half-hour mixture of music, chat and revealing (and not so revealing) insights from the band filmed in Glasgow over the last few weeks.

Presented by Dougie Anderson and produced by Forest of Black, it features performances of two of the songs from the album: I Want The World to Stop and I Didn't See It Coming.


I can not wait for their eighth studio album that will be out in the UK on October 11th. I have a date with their web shop that day LET ME TELL YA!

Hare Krishna

mandag 13. september 2010

Summerbreeze (photoshoot)





søndag 5. september 2010

Black and white (photo shoot)





Photo: Anette Schive

fredag 3. september 2010

MEEEEEEEEEEE in the woods (photo shoot)





Aaaaaaand


Foto: Anette Schive

Hare Krishna

tirsdag 31. august 2010

Fall is a beautifull bitch

From the datemark on my last post i suddenly realized that it's been an entire month since I've posted anything on my beloved blog. It must have been August madness. The last month of sun, warm weather, lounging in the park and sadly, clear skin. I can only assume my body will start punishing me for insisting on living in this cold polluted bumpy hole of a city another winter. Don't get me wrong, I love Oslo like an ugly loin-spawn, but that is not because of the architecture, useless study it lured me into or thriving exhaust fumes; no, it is purely because it is the biggest city in Norway and as we all know and and I wholeheartedly preach It's the size of the boat AND the motion of the ocean. Things happen here, consumerism has a legitimate reason to cause me monetary and spacial problems here and the people who eat all my cheese live here... Man, I hate people who ate my cheese, but love and hate sown together by the retarded cripple who happens to be pumping my blood are apparently my bliss. I love my ugly bastard city. I Would prefer to mould my Bergen and Oslo together in to a symphony of mountains, clubs, concerts and walking distance, but no such luck. When I become ruler of the world, by way of marrying Arnold Schwarzenegger's Chinese cousin, I shall mold the two together!

Since fall is approaching and my limbs are screaming from cold I vow to blog the warmth back into my belly like a shot of tequila. I will rot in-front of my 2002 lap-top for your amusement whilst trinking tee and watching (I mean masturbating) to episodes of True blood. It will be gritty and horrifying and you should thank you deity of choice that I do not have a webcam!
Let us now put on Arcade Fire - The suburb and let another fall wash over us it's massive wave of ice cold beauty.

Hare Krishna

søndag 1. august 2010

TerryTerryTerry

The magical Terry Richardson; one of my favorite photographers.

No more words needed













Hare Krishna

Siren

mandag 19. juli 2010

Nothing With a Face or a Mother!

This is the full "last supper" image and my T-Shirt says "Nothing With a Face or a Mother." This is a movement for global vegetarianism, apparently. I don't know if I like the idea of forced or coerced vegetarianism, but since I'm already one I approve this message that also has my face on it.

P.S: I'm looking at Jesus bum... His sheet kept sliding off! *Giggle*

Here is a link to the collection called Place in the Sun. Finally up and running! Get ready for cheeeslovers world domination!

Hare Krishna


fredag 16. juli 2010

First Look at The Last Supper co-starring ME!

I know this is starting to look more and more like a boring Charlotte Thorstvedt-like "look-at-me-I'm-so-cool-for nothing" diary, but bare with me; I don't have anything interesting to say so write about myself. Maybe I should start writing in third person as to not sound like such a douch. We'll have to see what the future holds...!

Back to look-at-me'ness:

About two months ago I did a photo shoot with Kevin Azzopardi from Sum of Itself, but because I'm a complete dumbass, I don't know how to download the actual photos, but for now this is the cropped close-up of me (that Julie from my agency put out on my page) and "evil-waiter-Judas" in our pro-animal rights ad-vertorial. The T-Shirt I'm wearing says something clever about being a vegetarian and will be sold somewhere on the internet pretty darn soon.
More to come,hopefully, when I figure out the internet...

Hare Krishna

søndag 4. juli 2010

4th of July








I know we haven't allways seen eye to eye, but you did let me live in you for a year and I grew to love you and all the awesome that can be destilled from your unapologetic and generally hatefully crafted diverse pile of crazy!

Hare Krishna

Siren
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