From the datemark on my last post i suddenly realized that it's been an entire month since I've posted anything on my beloved blog. It must have been August madness. The last month of sun, warm weather, lounging in the park and sadly, clear skin. I can only assume my body will start punishing me for insisting on living in this cold polluted bumpy hole of a city another winter. Don't get me wrong, I love Oslo like an ugly loin-spawn, but that is not because of the architecture, useless study it lured me into or thriving exhaust fumes; no, it is purely because it is the biggest city in Norway and as we all know and and I wholeheartedly preach It's the size of the boat AND the motion of the ocean. Things happen here, consumerism has a legitimate reason to cause me monetary and spacial problems here and the people who eat all my cheese live here... Man, I hate people who ate my cheese, but love and hate sown together by the retarded cripple who happens to be pumping my blood are apparently my bliss. I love my ugly bastard city. I Would prefer to mould my Bergen and Oslo together in to a symphony of mountains, clubs, concerts and walking distance, but no such luck. When I become ruler of the world, by way of marrying Arnold Schwarzenegger's Chinese cousin, I shall mold the two together!
Since fall is approaching and my limbs are screaming from cold I vow to blog the warmth back into my belly like a shot of tequila. I will rot in-front of my 2002 lap-top for your amusement whilst trinking tee and watching (I mean masturbating) to episodes of True blood. It will be gritty and horrifying and you should thank you deity of choice that I do not have a webcam!
Let us now put on Arcade Fire - The suburb and let another fall wash over us it's massive wave of ice cold beauty.Hare Krishna
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