My Fav Prostitute!

I know I'm being a fourteen year old girl about this guy, but since I have too much left of my pride in adulthood to put posters of him on my wall I will dedicate a post on my blog to him.

Since I've been the kind of sick that really isn't that bad, I would have no problems being up and about, except of course for the effect my clogged sinuses have on my mouth. Every time my heal hits the ground, (aka walking) it feels like someone is punching me on the right side of my face, or pulling my teeth without anaesthesia. Needles to say I pray to the almighty God: Nose-spray, sit on my ass eating, unhealthily so and inhale a steady stream of Criminal Minds.

Why, you ask?

Well, I know it is not a particularly good show and the acting that is portrayed by both the regulars and guests is often giggle-worthy there is still one damn fine reason to watch it.

That reason is tall, thin, pale and nerdy:

Matthew Gray Gubler

Oh, prepubescent facial hair, long thin limbs, big wet bug-eyes, longer hair than me. You might think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm really not. This sexy nerd really floats my boat! Even as I google him right this moment to find some images for this post I learn that he used to be a model. Are there weird nerdy models out there except me? I honestly thought finding two fellow weirdo models during fashion week was a miracle. That maybe this handful Norwegian models found a way for academics (not just reading Vogue, that damn booklearnin'), Star Trek and Flight of the Conchords to coincide and still be able to sell our bodies to designers and photographers.

If his modelling wasn't enough I found his website, where he does everything by hand. Its all bad handwriting and weird drawings and paintings; even a reading of one of Edgar Allan Poes poems. Essentially, he is an has created a hipster-gasm:Pictures from GUBLERLAND

I want to rip that tweed jacket right of Dr. Spencer Reid! But enough swooning, there's work to be done; I have a seemingly infinite amount of episodes yet to watch of Criminal Minds and I desperately need to find out how they make these pictures move (example below)..."My God, the pictures are moving, is this picture from The Daily Prophet?!"

Hare Krishna

Siren