If you didn't already know, Davandra Banhart is a pretty cool cat! Just check out this gorgeous video starring "Tall Dark and Weird" himself and the ever exquisite Natalie Portman!
He is my Hare Krishna
Siren
onsdag 30. september 2009
Devendra Banhart
If you didn't already know, Davandra Banhart is a pretty cool cat! Just check out this gorgeous video starring "Tall Dark and Weird" himself and the ever exquisite Natalie Portman!
He is my Hare Krishna
Siren
tirsdag 29. september 2009
Treat me like your mother
According to my badassery: wanting to kick the crap out of the man I used to doink and the snake-haired, blemished and queen of evil Team Models lady, I thought this insanely wicked Dead Weather video would be appropriate!
Short film "Treat Me Like Your Mother" for The Dead Weather directed by Jonathan Glazer.
Now I'm off to make the middle ages, Plato and Aristotle my bitches and cram some of their philosophy into a three page paper par excellence.
Hare Krishna
Siren
Short film "Treat Me Like Your Mother" for The Dead Weather directed by Jonathan Glazer.
Now I'm off to make the middle ages, Plato and Aristotle my bitches and cram some of their philosophy into a three page paper par excellence.
Hare Krishna
Siren
mandag 28. september 2009
Emotional stability
As I wrote in an earlier posty-wost, a lovely and handsome photographer made my day by telling me I should be a model. And as I have a students predictable money problems and apparently a face that no one wants to hire for a "regular" job, I thought: why not try this modelling thing, maybe I can make some extra money being the before girl or that weird one in the background. It would definitely rub the belly of my narcissistic exhibitionism! Or so I thought...
I read up on what Team Models wanted from an applicant and naively took a picture of my weird, but bonestructurally decent face, with a crooked smile and very little make-up bestowed upon it; a full length picture of myself in a tight dress and high heels was obligatory so I obliged. It was unquestionable amateur, but they said that's what they wanted. My waist looked tiny, my legs superfluously long and my eyes with almost equally open lids. What more can they ask for?
Sadly this was the reply I got:
Hei Siren.
(AND here is the Google Translate version of this unfortunate kick in the pants... To make it less depressing!)
Hey Siren.
Thank you for your inquiry to us.
It is NOK in the latest team to try out as a model when one has been 22 years. Most models start when they are
15/16 years, and is very professional when they have reached your age. It blri difficult to compete with ......
We have also looked at your pictures, and must, unfortunately, sorry, but you are not the right type for us.
mvh
Eivor
Needless to say Eivor is a shit. Is there anything worse than ...... in an e-mail like this? Like I'm this ridiculous obece 75year old transvestite with a gland problem. I know I'm reading to much into this, but I feel as though he's mocking me like one would mock an Idol/Fear Factor contestant with the look of the Elephant Man and the voice of, well... me! Telling me I'm to old wasn't enough for him; he really needed to tell me that my look and pictures where crap as well.
The annoying thing is that I really wasn't bothered with the prospects of work or success in modelling. It is not my profession of choice, but now that this ass-faced douche told me I wasn't young and model-ly enough, I suddenly want to be a model! I want to succeed against the odds and prove this semi-anonymous man wrong..(?!)
My brainbox must have short-circuited somewhere along the way. Welly-welly-well, professional help is being sought!
And just to put the diarrhoea-cherry on top of this shit-sundae; I have inexplicably lost my doink-buddy without explanation and the second I this dawned upon me I realized how much I want him whom I can't have. It's ridiculaaaaaaaas!
Hare Krishna
Siren
(Russell Brand eye-candy because I'm sad)
I read up on what Team Models wanted from an applicant and naively took a picture of my weird, but bonestructurally decent face, with a crooked smile and very little make-up bestowed upon it; a full length picture of myself in a tight dress and high heels was obligatory so I obliged. It was unquestionable amateur, but they said that's what they wanted. My waist looked tiny, my legs superfluously long and my eyes with almost equally open lids. What more can they ask for?
Sadly this was the reply I got:
Hei Siren.
Takk for din henvendelse til oss.
Det er nok i seneste laget å prøve seg som modell når man har blitt 22 år. De aller fleste modellene starter når de er
15/16 år , og er ganske proffe når de har nådd din alder. Det blri vanskelig å konkurrere med......
Vi har også sett på bildene dine, og må dessverre beklage, men du er ikke rett type for oss.
mvh
Eivor(AND here is the Google Translate version of this unfortunate kick in the pants... To make it less depressing!)
Hey Siren.
Thank you for your inquiry to us.
It is NOK in the latest team to try out as a model when one has been 22 years. Most models start when they are
15/16 years, and is very professional when they have reached your age. It blri difficult to compete with ......
We have also looked at your pictures, and must, unfortunately, sorry, but you are not the right type for us.
mvh
Eivor
Needless to say Eivor is a shit. Is there anything worse than ...... in an e-mail like this? Like I'm this ridiculous obece 75year old transvestite with a gland problem. I know I'm reading to much into this, but I feel as though he's mocking me like one would mock an Idol/Fear Factor contestant with the look of the Elephant Man and the voice of, well... me! Telling me I'm to old wasn't enough for him; he really needed to tell me that my look and pictures where crap as well.
The annoying thing is that I really wasn't bothered with the prospects of work or success in modelling. It is not my profession of choice, but now that this ass-faced douche told me I wasn't young and model-ly enough, I suddenly want to be a model! I want to succeed against the odds and prove this semi-anonymous man wrong..(?!)
My brainbox must have short-circuited somewhere along the way. Welly-welly-well, professional help is being sought!
And just to put the diarrhoea-cherry on top of this shit-sundae; I have inexplicably lost my doink-buddy without explanation and the second I this dawned upon me I realized how much I want him whom I can't have. It's ridiculaaaaaaaas!
Hare Krishna
Siren
(Russell Brand eye-candy because I'm sad)
søndag 27. september 2009
Shadows
From the album "The Bird Of Music". I'm utterly in love with these lovely ladies and they're out with a new video these days. I thought that might be worth rolling my sore, depressed and delicate Sunday night body out of bed for!
Premiere of Au Revoir Simones new video HERE. Thank you David Lynch Foundation Television!
There he is, with a chicken!
Premiere of Au Revoir Simones new video HERE. Thank you David Lynch Foundation Television!
"I LOVE AU REVOIR SIMONE ..... THESE GIRLS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ..... MUSIC JUST FLOWS OUT OF THEM SO NATURALLY - AND IT'S GREAT MUSIC ...... THIS VIDEO FOR "SHADOWS" - FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "STILL NIGHT, STILL LIGHT" IS MIGHTY - THE COLOR AND THE LIGHT ARE STELLAR - THE MOVES AND LOOKS - MINIMAL - CLEAN - MODERN AND SOLID ..... IT ALL COMES ALONG SO WELL SUPPORTING THE GIRLS AND THEIR MUSIC ..... ANNIE, ERIKA AND HEATHER HAVE GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER - THEY'RE BIG - BUT THEY'RE GONNA BE BIGGER - THEY'RE GONNA BE REAL BIG"
- DAVID LYNCH
There he is, with a chicken!
Hare Krishna
Siren
Siren
Aggy-Waggy
Agyness Deyn with dark hair and the money to look fashionably grunge... Bitter? Yes, but mostly jealous... She always looks immaculate!
lørdag 26. september 2009
fredag 25. september 2009
That better be fake
Vogue Paris October 2009
I'm a bit preoccupied and therefore I have to post these less than interesting posts of random Kate Moss'ness. Of course my inner hipster love them, but I'll get back on the vernacular-ious writing of the past!
Hare Krishna
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