Why Do You Have A Kid?

I found this (and many of its brothers and sisters) highly disturbing pic on a tumblr blog appropriately named Why the Fuck Do You Have A Kid? and felt it had to be shared with the rest of my diminutive, but still puissant bloggiverse.

I cannot get my head around why people don't just wrap it in a condom or pop contraceptive pills once a day? I've heard somewhere that it's cool to have children now, but people seem to forget that we are generally pretty stupid and children don't get the chance to choose their parents!

Luckily we've invented amphetamines to smooth out family life and for people whom might want to stay awake long enough to set fire to tents Sunday night at Roskilde festival and feel it can be justified verbally as the fire department struggles to put them out... As I preach the good word: safe sex, I can't help to flash back to my own frolicking at Roskilde Festival. Where is the line? How much do you have to drink to think that dirty tent-sex is a good idea? I still don't know, but as usual I let my stupid drugged festival brain talk me into doinking an unsuspecting friend in a tent without a condom and therefore rendered my Protect Your Body T-shirt designed by Robin ironic.
Serendipity spat the luck of how I had a stint of living in Denmark and I could therefore find this fortrydelsespille (Morning-After pill) without any particular frustration or gesticulation; and the look on the pharmacists face reassured me that I was in NO way the only stupid festival sexy-timer she'd seen.

Now all I have to do is go to the gynaecologist and figure out what kind of genital swine flu I've been infected with... I will keep you posted...

Hare Krishna

Siren