Festival check-list

I have a tendency to resemble a drowning rat at festivals wither the rain pores or the sun scorches, but not this time! I have devised a full proof plan to look, smell and dress gorgeously!

This Roskilde, so help me Jeebus I will not have anything rat-like about me; I will be festivalisious like insatiable Kate Moss at Glastonbury in 2005 Or Agyness Deyn at Coachella Valley Music ans Arts Festival Chloe Sevigny at Coachella Valley Music ans Arts Festival (Incidentally, my curiosity grows as to what this divine fashionista haven one finds in Coachella Valley is...)

And now for the checklist (I'm writing this from a internet cafè in Oslo as my laptop died in Bergen, I'm scared and alone without my computer end my sexy internet..)

Anyway

1. Travel toothbrush/paste kit: you can drop it in mud because its in a sexy little box.

2. Dry shampoo: Gives the illusion of clean hair.

3. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, travel mattress thingy: for obvious reasons

4. Sanitary napkins: freshness is key

5. Raggedy old clothes: Fashionably raggety of course...

6. Rubber Wellington boots, Raincoat/pants: just in case of another flood year

7. SUNSCREEN

8. Hat, sunbrealla or other sun redusing contraptions

The rest is up to you!

The time on my computer is dancing lower than a hip-hop dancers bum-bum in a Lil' Wayne video and therefore I must leave you... Hope to see you all at Roskilde festival where I'll be from this monday and that means internet silence from today until July 6!

Hare Krishna

Siren

PS: RIP Michael Jackson; You were the man who made the first CD I ever bought all by myself as a little girl!