Whilst on the topic of stupidity, I, being an easily depressed and somewhat spontaneous reactionary person had the honor of watching myself, like a fly on the wall with no say in my own actions, step into the new year by being bitchy to my "diddle-buddy" our last moments together before he fucks off to conquer the Americas and forge for academic gold in the vast hills of California; and later that day I would buy a weekend trip to Barcelona out of the blue.Granted the trip to Barcelona, with a certain blond bombshell, will be awesome, but I still feel like some intence therapy is in order, or at least some New Years Resolutions! (Especially after I managed to convince myself I actually looked like Hitler after dressing up like him on Halloween and ending up cutting my hair in yet another twelve-year old boy/nineties flat-chested chick from Baywatch sort of way in Bergen at the end of 2010; I'd show you a picture, but my current hair has been through both sleep and sex, so it is really not fit for viewing)
Resolutions
- Try being being a little bit less of a bitch in emotional and stressful situations
- Stop being Eyjafjellajøkul of grumpiness in the morning
- Buy no more than one pair of shoes a month
- Stop being so easy to steal from
- Start using the kitchen for more than storage-space
- Start doing Yoga, no matter how embarrassingly stiff I inevitably will be in the beginning
- Read more non-curriculum
- Finish Bachelors Degree
- Write more
- Eat healthier and more
- Work out more
- Get over fear of old people, babies and short people
- Write angry letter about TV2bliss or change gender
- Be more approachable
- BLOGG MORE
Hare Krishna
Siren
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