Welcome to my Bloggy Wog

Hello all you impossible beauts hopefully reading this at some point!

This is my first step into the bloggiverse; therefore I shall humour you with some intriguing information about me as a blogger. I've set the tone for scribbling with the soothing tones of Shogu Tokumaru on Winamp (some may mock me for using this, but I kick it old school, HA!). I have placed a lovely piece of Gøteborg Rapé in the left side of my upper lip and as the clock strikes 03:21am I feel ready to write instead of popping the cork of the ever inviting bottle of Portuguese tinto in the corner of my eye and the.. everywhere.. Of my evermore alcoholic mind.

I am a 21year old citizen of this depressing and amazing world we all would live in wasn't it for LSD. My uncle gave me the immensely fitting name Siren quite a few months after I was born because my mother wanted to name me Ariel. If that wasn't explanation enough there was also launched a brand of washing powder by the name Ariel at that time and to them that meant I would be teased immensely whilst growing up... Little did they know that I would be 175cm tall and weigh about as much as a cottonball from the age of 10...

Enough self-deprecating walk-down-memory-lain-ing. I was born in Bergen, Norway to a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses whom I soon pissed off by listening to Marilyn Manson and dressing like an underage gothic prostitute. Soon however they gave up on trying to change me and began to have a slight feeling of pride when I got shockingly good grades in school and took an interest in my theatrical ways. When I was sixteen I moved to Concordia, Missouri, did some high school and a lot of drugs... I kicked this drug habit in Alaska where I briefly ventured into crystal meth, which resulted in unfounded paranoia towards weed and a number other wonderful drugs.

After completing high school I took a year off to work. This resulted in theaterwork, depression and a newfound addiction to shopping. After a horribly monotonous year of working, drinking and the like I moved to Denmark and attended a theatre school.

Now I live in Oslo, where I study aesthetics at the university of Oslo and live in the smallest apartment ever made. You will be shocked to know that I can cook my dinner, have a shit and answer the door at the same time. This is very practical, but it does repel the general public from venturing anywhere close to my apartment. The reason for this lucrative living situation is earlier events of living with some fucking anal types and not handling this very well...
Anyway, you'll be glad to know that an experiment is on the way as to whether its possible to answer the door whilst cooking my noodles, having a bowel movement and blogging at the same time! I can feel the beaming excitement in you dear reader.

Well, I hope this has been a learning experience into the life of...me. I hope to be blogging about everything interesting in the world, like everything really.. hopefully less dull dribble concerning myself and more exciting immensely interesting dribble about arts, fashion, current events and everything else I might think of!

I hope to see you soon, but now it is time for the depressing read-through and repairing off the millions of spelling mistakes in this, my first blogg!

Shalom and love to the world

Siren